Oscar watching. Red carpet dying....

Is it only ME who thinks that the Red Carpet shows ought to be MUTED?
When interviewed these stars talk about nothing.
Jitters, I understand.
Poor interviewers, not so much. I have met them on a stage myself, fielding their comments and trying to entertain, for godssakes, the viewers beyond the cameraman. I have even taught people how to deal with those who do not know how to ask an open-ended intelligent question.
BUT PLEASE. Can some of these folks take a course in media training? No ahhhs, umms, "Yeah, wow, well ya know" fillers.
Or do they only read scripts? Are they just vessels to be filled with someone else's dialogue?
Maybe so.
Still. Sigh. I am a glutton for the Red Carpet Glide. I get my bowl of popcorn, jump up during the UBIQUITOUS tv spots, and get another root beer or other, fail to cook dinner for anyone. Boo. Night off!
I am a creature who loves great clothes and BLING!
Bring Cerise the BLING please.
CIAO, Bella!
May your faves win tonight!