I wanna be outside with this guy...
It looks so cool and lovely...if I could just get that gorgeous female model to go someplace else. She would seriously cramp my style.
My lawn was about eight inches high when my daughter mowed it yesterday. That's what I get for applying Weed and Feed in December in a snowstorm.
I just dumped over $4,000 into my car this past couple of days...four new tires, two lower front ball joints and sway bar bushings...and a brand-new transmission. So much for the "great deal" I got last year on my pretty silver used car. Never again will I trust a sweetly innocent-looking elderly man selling used cars. The outside looked marvelous...but within a month, it was shifting rough, chugging, etc. You can't just get a refund on a used car. It took a full year to fall apart. So I will do my best to pay off the car (I still owe $4,000 on it), pay off the loan I took out to fix it, and then I will start hunting for a nice NEW care with a full manufacturer's warranty...one that get about 40 miles to the gallon highway.
So, no...I will not be going to any conventions. I will not be spending money on things I don't need. I will get my fanny in gear and write another book so that my royalties will not dwindle to a precious few. Is that a good enough incentive plan?