My sister told me there’s a new vibrator being offered from Adam and Eve.com that can be plugged into an iPod or MP3 players, so the user can enjoy the soundtrack of their choice with a matching vibration while they get off.
Good idea? Maybe. I hate to think what might happen with the wrong tunes, grating rhythms or somber tempos getting mixed up with what happens naturally when women with vivid imaginations get a little quality time with their vibrators. What if somebody messed with your music files and lined up Ethel Merman’s greatest hits to play at a crucial moment or a dour tuba solo? It could happen.
Discreet use of a buzzing vibrator in a busy household is often challenging enough. I’m not sure I can handle a private soundtrack playing loudly or worse getting caught wearing ear buds that prevent me from hearing someone politely knocking and then flinging open the bedroom door... It could happen.
I went to the Adam and Eve site and saw an eyeful of inventive, interesting and bizarre sex toys. I did not however see the magical, musical, iPod vibrator my sister mentioned. Perhaps it’s still in the R& D stage and not yet ready to send us dancing in the sheets?
I did start thinking about what music I would choose to accompany me on the musical vibrator. Just for the titles and lyrics alone I’d have to start with Johnny Cash’s “Burning Ring Of Fire”, Tom Jones “What’s New Pussycat?” and Nine Inch Nails “Closer”, but I know there are thousands of other pun song titles out there.
What songs would you put on your vibrating iPod if such amazing devices exist?