Tagged!

I was just about to post a blog about absolutely nothing again when I read that I’ve been tagged by Kat!!So let’s see what I can come up with about my dream man.

Hair?

Long, thick, more straight than wavy, clean and well kept. Although I wouldn’t have turned Brad Pitt away during his long haired phase, I don’t normally go for blondes.

Eye color or facial features?

The eyes should be piercing, expressive, a window to his soul. The color doesn’t matter. His face would be more ruggedly manly as opposed to cover model pretty. Appropriate dental care is a must and no unibrow!

Height?

I’m almost 5’8”, so 6’2” or so would be perfect – I want to be able to gaze lovingly up at him.

Visible age?

Well, I don’t want there to be any confusion as to whether I’m his mother, grandmother or caregiver!

Bangability?

What are we going for here? Of course I want him to set my heart a flutter and make my knees weak but I don’t want him to be so blatantly ‘sex on a stick’ that I am constantly fighting off other females. I am not into hairy guys and overly muscle bound ones scare me. Regarding his equipment - not so small that I have to search for it, not so huge that I have a panic attack and LOTS of skill in its usage!

Human or other?

I’m a very open minded woman! Shifters, aliens, vampires, dragons, Gods, demons…okay!!

Paranormal skills?

I think it would be very cool to have a telepathic connection as long as there were boundaries. Flying, being held in his strong arms as we soared through the sky has merit. His ability to clean my house or do the laundry with the wave of his hand would be greatly appreciated!

Interests?

Me, of course, but he can’t be clingy or needy. “Well rounded” actually comes to mind; a mix of intellectual, physical and artistic interests would be perfect. Okay, fine: sex, yes he must be highly interested in pleasing, experimenting, playing, mastering, teaching and learning!

Habitat?

Castle, yacht, villa?? Heck, he can live with me in my little house as long as he pays his half of the bills!

10 special qualities or skills?

Honesty, effective communication, sense of humor, hard working, knot tying, plumbing, ironing, cooking, car repairs and stamina!

Thanks, Kat, this was a riot - lets keep it going - I tag Amber!!!

Tessie

http://www.tessiebradford.com/