I nearly swallowed my tongue when I learned that this hot and hunky cover model is over 50.O-M-G!!!
I wonder what he would think if he knew this old lady was lusting over him! LOL! He would most likely head for cover and beg for asylum in some foreign country until I am in my grave.
I could be this guy's Cougar! Except I don't think Cougars are over 60. Not sure what they call us really old farts who lust after younger men...(dirty old ladies, maybe?) There is a term for us, but I prefer not to hear it. :P
Seriously, this year I will be officially "old". But I feel like I am still somewhere in my late thirties. Too bad my body doesn't look like it's still in it's late thirties. I could genuinely handle that. I could live with that. Yeah...
I have set a goal for myself to lose 30 pounds before I go to Romanticon this October. Now if I could just convince my taste buds that chocolate tastes like cow pies and whipped cream taste s like whipped rutabagas...and carrots taste like nougat and beets taste like strawberry shortcake...
Anyone got any ideas that would help this hedonistic old fart to make that goal? (Besides wiring my jaw shut?)
Let me know...
Fran
I could be this guy's Cougar! Except I don't think Cougars are over 60. Not sure what they call us really old farts who lust after younger men...(dirty old ladies, maybe?) There is a term for us, but I prefer not to hear it. :P
Seriously, this year I will be officially "old". But I feel like I am still somewhere in my late thirties. Too bad my body doesn't look like it's still in it's late thirties. I could genuinely handle that. I could live with that. Yeah...
I have set a goal for myself to lose 30 pounds before I go to Romanticon this October. Now if I could just convince my taste buds that chocolate tastes like cow pies and whipped cream taste s like whipped rutabagas...and carrots taste like nougat and beets taste like strawberry shortcake...
Anyone got any ideas that would help this hedonistic old fart to make that goal? (Besides wiring my jaw shut?)
Let me know...
Fran
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Fran, I bet the hunk would be thrilled to spend some quality time with a mature, vivacious, young-at-heart, erotic romance author who has LOTS of good ideas!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you should coin a term for sexually interested/active women in their 60's How about "Silver Belles" ??
ReplyDeleteYou've already heard my advice on getting into fighting shape. CHASE THAT GORGEOUS MAN!
If he's over 50 it certainly takes the sting out of those AARP mailings.
XXOO Kat
I'm sure if you spent some time with him he'd whip you into shape! ;)
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