Who says Latin is a dead language?

The Latin language sounds pretty lively to me!

After quite a bit of soul searching and a lot research in general I finally finished my first revision of my historical, “Owned By Rome” very late Sunday night.

I actually finished “early” my editor had given me until 5 a.m Monday morning… lol

I must admit it was a hard start, as I mentioned in a previous blog I was very reluctant to give up a few of my favorite everyday, hard-working, plow-horse, comfort words such as “Clit”, “Cock” and “Balls” but go they did. Not only did I find acceptable Roman-era substitutes, I found a few vivid, fun-sounding words that have crept into my private life. I’m thrilled to have more naughty words at my disposal and I hope a few of you will take them for a test drive as well.

If you do feel inspired to role-play with your significant other, may I suggest you take the role of the cunning, defiant Celtic slave and he play the tall, dark Roman magistrate who believes he has complete dominium over you. That’s right lure him in, let him think he’s the MAN until you’re alone together in the heart of a dense forest and then spring into action and show him what you’re made of. Be sure to give your loving Dominor a thorough soul pounding and turn his world inside out before you surrender to him and share the highest elatio voluptaria imaginable.

Need I say this advice is aimed at adults in stable, supportive relationships, who have heavy drapes on their bedroom windows and don’t live too close to their neighbors…

Remember, voices carry. “Writer’s research” can startle unsuspecting people. If you do get caught tell the neighbors you are using the Rosetta Stone language course or better yet “The Leon Latin Language Course for Lovers”… And for goodness sake, close the drapes.

I didn’t mention my new naughty words did I? Actually I don’t have them anymore. I had to basio them goodbye and send them all to my editor. She has them safe and sound but they’ll be back soon and I can share them with you when “Owned By Rome” gets a release date. lol

XXOO Kat