Why do I always seem to be wearing a ‘dry clean only’ outfit when eating messy food?
When I took my driving test, turn signals were not optional.
Do people truly believe if they keep a chain email going that health, wealth and prosperity will follow?
Cats do not always land on their feet when they fall off of something.
Why is it that people who try out for Survivor don’t practice making f*cking fire before they get there?
In a movie theater, the act of holding up your cell phone to check messages, text, look at pictures, surf the web and whatever else you’re doing is just as annoying as letting it ring.
During any discussion, repeating a point at ever increasing decibels will not cause me to suddenly agree with you.
Despite the level of detail in my grocery list, I will always forget something important.
Why does a car make a strange noise until the mechanic takes it for a test drive?
I’d love to hear your random thoughts!!
Tessie
www.tessiebradford.com
When I took my driving test, turn signals were not optional.
Do people truly believe if they keep a chain email going that health, wealth and prosperity will follow?
Cats do not always land on their feet when they fall off of something.
Why is it that people who try out for Survivor don’t practice making f*cking fire before they get there?
In a movie theater, the act of holding up your cell phone to check messages, text, look at pictures, surf the web and whatever else you’re doing is just as annoying as letting it ring.
During any discussion, repeating a point at ever increasing decibels will not cause me to suddenly agree with you.
Despite the level of detail in my grocery list, I will always forget something important.
Why does a car make a strange noise until the mechanic takes it for a test drive?
I’d love to hear your random thoughts!!
Tessie
www.tessiebradford.com
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How come I raised my four children the same way, yet two go to college, have professions, are model citizens...and the other two have gotten into all sorts of trouble? What did I forget to teach them?
ReplyDeleteOUUUUUUUUUieee, Tessie!
ReplyDeleteyou are so right.
Is chain email an addiction? I'm wondering. I have a friend who feels compelled to pass on every angel, sisterhood, rainbows and friendship chain email out there for fear of bad luck. Most of the emails are sweet in their blessings but the bottom portion often warns of immediate punishment to those who drop the letter. I always drop the letter. I refuse to waste anyone's time. I feel provoked enough to start my own e-chain featuring the most sickeningly sweet pictures and sayings I can possibly find with an evil clown at the bottom of the page with a dire warning on his flashing bow tie... "Never send chain-email again or I'll come to your house!" lol
ReplyDeleteXXOO Kat
I love this post. I hate chain letters and I get so pissed at people who send them to me. I hate bate and switch multi-level marketing crap - when you get invited over for dinner so someone can make a pitch! I hate people who drive slow in the fast lane of the freeway and I hate people who swerve all over the freeway so they can pass everyone. I hate waiting in a long checkout line at the supermarket while the checker has a long conversation with someone she barely knows...oh honey, I could go on and on and on. And yes, my car always stops making THAT noise when the mechanic drives it!!!
ReplyDeleteCerise and Julia, sometimes it's just fun to vent, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteApril, you asked a question that I have asked myself and I think many, many other familes have also! Kat, I LOVE your chain email solution!
My car always makes that strange noise when the mechanic drives it, but he is so post-deaf from being around noise all day he can't hear it! The last chain letter I got via e-mail was so damn funny I HAD to forward it, sans the message at the bottom, though. The pics were gems!
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